I liked your post about comparing banning crooks to gun control. You had me rolling.

RENEWAL OF FRIENDSHIP CONTRACT 2013 After serious and cautious consideration; your contract has been renewed for the Year 2013. So, try to be more LOVING and CARING this year. Take care of and miss me; cause you know I need all the help I can get! Because, it’s impossible to find a FRIEND who is: 95% ideal 96% smart 97% kind 98% true 99% talented and 100% lovable! So; Don’t lose, whom you never want to lose. I, being so very humble, wish you a very Happy New Year!