BLACK THNDR

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Message Posted: May 24, 2007 12:34:29 AM
.....but Jermaine got sum payback Tuesday nite wit dat 2-run blast.
And Alex the crazy Puerto Rican Cintron kicks in 2 runs. :>)
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BLACK THNDR

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Message Posted: May 22, 2007 12:31:37 AM
Poor GIT BACK Jermaine Dyenomite gets ejected in da 5th.
No slack for the black.
:>(
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BLACK THNDR

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Message Posted: May 21, 2007 6:11:54 AM
So my buddy, a die-hard scrub fan, comes into the bar Saturday nite, promptly shakes my hand, & with that grin on his face like the cat who swallowed the canary, says to me:
"b****es." Even I laughed out loud at that one. Nice to see the UnCivil War is turning a little more Civil. :>)
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BLACK THNDR

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Message Posted: May 14, 2007 5:43:07 AM
BIG Jim Thome has been sent down to AAA Charlotte for rehab work. He'll miss this weekend's UnCivil War with the Chicago scrubs, but is expected back for next week's series vs. Oakland.
Alex the crazy Puerto Rican Cintron is on Bereavement Leave again due to his grandfather's ailing health. :>(
[Edited by: BLACK THNDR at 5/14/2007 6:48:01 AM EST]
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BLACK THNDR

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Chicago
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Message Posted: May 7, 2007 2:00:01 AM
My boy Alex The Crazy Puerto Rican Cintron jacked up his b.a. from like .075 to .143 in just 2 days.
:>)
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BLACK THNDR

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Chicago
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Message Posted: May 1, 2007 1:24:25 PM
Da Chicago White Sox are at da bottom in all of MLB for batting averages. We're also at da bottom of the A.L. for runs scored.
On da brighter side, we finished April above .500.
[Edited by: BLACK THNDR at 5/1/2007 2:26:14 PM EST]
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BLACK THNDR

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Message Posted: Apr 30, 2007 2:47:51 AM
So far this regular season, Da White Sox are 0-5 when Jonny Be Good Garland starts,
& we're YET to win a game on a Sunday. :>(
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BLACK THNDR

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Chicago
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Message Posted: Apr 28, 2007 5:09:09 PM
Poor Alex the crazy Puerto Rican Cintron. His batting average is .063. YUCK!
Meanwhile, Jonny Be Good Garland starts tonite. Da White Sox are 0-4 under Jonny this season.
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BLACK THNDR

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Message Posted: Apr 27, 2007 9:28:05 AM
Sick Bay Update:
BIG JIM Thome won't return to play until at least next week's series against da Mariners.
GIT BACK Jermaine Dyenomite & Rob The Mack Mackowiak will be available for tonite's game. :>)
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BLACK THNDR

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Message Posted: Apr 26, 2007 12:51:48 PM
Sideline UpDate!:
GIT BACK Jermaine DyeNoMite was pulled in da 7th of Tuesday's game vs. K.C. due to a lower back strain that first arose Sunday vs. da Tiggers.
His replacement, Rob The Mack Mackowiak, was pulled last nite after suffering a lower abdominal strain & is listed as day-to-day. :>(
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BLACK THNDR

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Message Posted: Apr 25, 2007 11:30:19 AM
White Sox SideLine Update!:
Alex the crazy Puerto Rican Cintron will return from Bereavement Leave tomorrow.
Big Jim Thome, who got minor irritation around his right rib cage following his last at-bat Monday nite, is hoping to rejoin Da SouthSide HitMen lineup tonite against Da Tiggers.
Finally, Scottie The Road Runner Podsednik, who suffered a groin pull recently, may not rejoin Da HitMen 'til June. Looks like utility player Rob The Mack Mackowiak has his work cut out for him.
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BLACK THNDR

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Message Posted: Apr 24, 2007 2:02:30 PM
Poor Tadahito The Gooch Iguchi:
He came thisclose to getting facial reconstructive surgery after missing gittin' hit by a pitch in the top of the 9th last nite.
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hooky

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Michigan
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Message Posted: Apr 23, 2007 5:15:01 AM
Tigers woke up!
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BLACK THNDR

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Message Posted: Apr 23, 2007 12:14:49 AM
$#+!
How da hell do you blow a 2 run lead with only 1 out to give?!?!?!?!?
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BLACK THNDR

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Message Posted: Apr 22, 2007 12:21:36 PM
Poor Alex the crazy Puerto Rican Cintron. His grandfather had a stroke & is on Bereavement Leave. :>( Da Sox called up a guy from AA to replace him.
In other news:
Da Sox are lookin' crappy rite now. :>( SETTLE DOWN, Jonny Be Good Garland!
[Edited by: BLACK THNDR at 4/22/2007 1:23:36 PM EST]
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BLACK THNDR

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Message Posted: Apr 19, 2007 9:43:28 AM
Da Losing Streak is OVER!
PayBack is a PITCH!
106 to be exact!!!!! :>)
[Edited by: BLACK THNDR at 4/19/2007 10:44:40 AM EST]
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BLACK THNDR

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Message Posted: Apr 18, 2007 12:49:18 PM
YUCK!
WHAT THE **** is GOIN' ON?!?!?!?!?
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C.S.

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Message Posted: Apr 16, 2007 4:23:33 AM
It's one thing to get shut down by C.C. Sebathia. But it's another to give away runs.
I wouldn't worry about the hitting. It'll come around eventually, especially Dye. But the defense needs fixing.
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BLACK THNDR

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Message Posted: Apr 15, 2007 11:27:05 PM
YUCK!!!!!
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BLACK THNDR

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Message Posted: Apr 15, 2007 1:06:06 PM
THREE errors on Da Sox today & da game's not half over??????????
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BLACK THNDR

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Message Posted: Apr 12, 2007 3:27:39 PM
Is it just my imagination or did Dr. Don "I had a couple cocktails" Cooper's conversation with DYE-NO-MITE & Slip-N-Slide Buehrle between da 5th & 7th innings straighten things out?!?!?!?!?
[Edited by: BLACK THNDR at 4/12/2007 4:28:07 PM EST]
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VetteBlue

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San Jose
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Message Posted: Apr 10, 2007 5:06:44 PM
The CWS will do alright.
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BLACK THNDR

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Chicago
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Message Posted: Apr 10, 2007 1:17:27 PM
Poor Jermaine DYE-NO-MITE.
He's batting .100 so far.
:>(
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BLACK THNDR

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Message Posted: Apr 8, 2007 2:40:14 PM
Da Wizard of Ozzie's job is intact....for now.
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BLACK THNDR

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Message Posted: Mar 30, 2007 9:24:37 AM
9-21-1.
It's a good thing Colorado isn't in our division.
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BLACK THNDR

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Message Posted: Mar 29, 2007 11:16:03 AM
9-21 so far.
:>(
Da Wizard of Ozzie is not happy.
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BLACK THNDR

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Message Posted: Mar 28, 2007 12:18:13 AM
Da White Sox have lost 8 of their last 9 games. :>(
Poor Chicago White Sox.
It's a good thing this is only Spring Training.
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BLACK THNDR

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Message Posted: Mar 24, 2007 4:41:04 PM
Da White Sox are 0-6 vs. the Colorado Rockies so far in spring training.
Colorado?
Come on.
[Edited by: BLACK THNDR at 3/24/2007 5:42:04 PM EST]
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BLACK THNDR

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Message Posted: Mar 23, 2007 1:05:50 PM
Charlie Haeger's spring ERA went up to 7.36 after he gave up 4 runs on 5 hits vs. Oakland Tuesday. :>(
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BLACK THNDR

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Message Posted: Mar 23, 2007 12:53:38 PM
The Wizard of Ozzie said Wednesday "If the season started today, my center fielder is [Darin} Erstad, but the good thing is the season doesn't start today.....Hopefully, B.A. steps it up....."
Courtesy of Mark Gonzales of the CHicago Tribune.
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BLACK THNDR

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Message Posted: Mar 23, 2007 12:39:18 PM
Uh-Oh!:
Big Bad Bobby Jenks has a 10.50 ERA this spring. :>( Also, outfielder Ryan Sweeney & 3rd baseman Josh Fields have been sent down to AAA Charlotte.
[Edited by: BLACK THNDR at 3/23/2007 1:40:54 PM EST]
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BLACK THNDR

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Message Posted: Mar 19, 2007 2:04:37 AM
WHEW! John Danks almost blew that one, today!.....
[Edited by: BLACK THNDR at 3/19/2007 3:04:45 AM EST]
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vj24

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Message Posted: Mar 5, 2007 7:28:43 AM
HEE HEE HEE HEE White Sox.
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BLACK THNDR

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Message Posted: Mar 1, 2007 4:42:51 PM
Poor White Sox:
They got Rocked by the Rockies yesterday 12-4. :>(
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BLACK THNDR

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Message Posted: Sep 25, 2006 9:27:12 AM
Jose Contreras is out for the season with a hamstring injury.
Brandon McCarthy will start Wednesday against Da tribe.
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BLACK THNDR

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Message Posted: Sep 23, 2006 6:10:43 AM
.....All we are is dust in the wind.....
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BLACK THNDR

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Message Posted: Sep 20, 2006 11:45:11 PM
Thank you, Chicago White Sox for all da good times this year!
It sure was fun while it lasted!
C ya next year. :>)
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BLACK THNDR

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Message Posted: Sep 20, 2006 9:49:35 AM
"YO, BARTENDER, JOBU needs a REFILL!!!!!" :>)
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BLACK THNDR

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Message Posted: Sep 19, 2006 8:00:23 AM
RogersUmp:
I think we have all that. The Twinkies & Tiggers are just a better team. We just got beat this year. That's it. We gave up that West Coast road trip last week, & beat ourselves. Plain & Simple. Time to look forward to 2007. :>)
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RogersUmp

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Message Posted: Sep 18, 2006 11:31:53 PM
It's not about talent...it's about team, about chemistry and heart! Remember your guys last year?!
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BLACK THNDR

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Message Posted: Sep 18, 2006 11:28:11 PM
Look on da bright side.
There'll be PLENTY of room to catch foul balls at "The Cell" next year! *lol*
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BLACK THNDR

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Message Posted: Sep 18, 2006 6:01:27 AM
Maybe I'm not praying hard enuff to Our Lady of Guadalupe! :>(
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BLACK THNDR

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Message Posted: Sep 16, 2006 1:27:05 AM
It's inexcusable! With all the talent we have on this team, we shoulda wrapped up a playoff spot by now!
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frugolf

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Message Posted: Jul 27, 2006 12:57:37 PM
Because the Tigers are better.
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Ssmith1070

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Message Posted: Jul 27, 2006 10:44:23 AM
Now the Yankees have a better record, too. And even the Twins have caught them. This would have seem unthinkable a month ago! I don't think they will even make the playoffs unless they can get fired up again. Tough road to haul.
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JohnBoy53

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Message Posted: Jul 23, 2006 9:06:10 PM
Looks like the wild card may not necessarily come from the AL Central. Whooda thunk?
[Edited by: JohnBoy53 at 7/23/2006 10:06:48 PM EST]
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trainjunkie47

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Message Posted: Jul 23, 2006 7:09:36 PM
If the White Sox keep their bad play up for long, Ozzie will melt down like a fudgecickle in the July, Chicago sun.
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Ssmith1070

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Message Posted: Jul 23, 2006 5:09:50 PM
They started losing more often when they started playing better teams. Duh. I think the Yankees swept them? Also, Buehrle sucks.
The Boston Red Sox now have a better record!
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